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  1. My Dog Ate My Homework

    From the book The Biggest Burp Ever. My dog ate my homework. and gobbled it up. My dog ate my homework. It's gonna be late. will just have to wait. My dog ate my homework. He swallowed it whole. with food in his bowl.

  2. My Doggy Ate My Homework

    Poems, readings, poetry news and the entire 110-year archive of POETRY magazine. Poems, readings, poetry news and the entire 110-year archive of POETRY magazine. ... "My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up," I said. But when I offered my excuse. My teacher shook her head. ... "A talking dog who likes to cook?" ...

  3. School Excuses: My Dog Ate My Homework Poems

    Short Poems. 1. "The Excuse" My dog ate my homework, I swear that it's true, He gobbled it up, Before I even knew. 2. "The Apology" Dear Teacher, I'm sorry, My dog was to blame, He chewed up my homework, It's my fault, I'm ashamed. 3. "The Confession" I'll tell you the truth, My dog didn't eat, I procrastinated, And now ...

  4. The dog ate my homework

    Music homework purportedly partially eaten by a dog "The dog ate my homework" (or "My dog ate my homework") is an English expression which carries the suggestion of being a common, poorly fabricated excuse made by schoolchildren to explain their failure to turn in an assignment on time.The phrase is referenced, even beyond the educational context, as a sarcastic rejoinder to any similarly glib ...

  5. My doggy ate my homework, Funny Poem

    "My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up," I said. But when I offered my excuse My teacher shook her head. I saw this wasn't going well. I didn't want to fail. Before she had a chance to talk, I added to the tale: "Before he ate, he took my work And tossed it in a pot. He simmered it with succotash Till it was piping hot. "He scrambled up my ...

  6. My Dog Ate My Homework by Francesca

    Without my homework in my bag, I tried to explain to my teacher, My dog ate my homework However she wouldn't listen, And sent me to my seat, I tried to do another sheet But the same thing happened to me. So, I went back to school, Without my homework sheet, So my teacher came home, Turned out she could change, The way my dog behaved!

  7. My dog ate my homework! : a collection of funny poems

    My dog ate my homework! : a collection of funny poems by Lansky, Bruce. Publication date 2009 Topics Humorous poetry, American, Children's poetry, American, Poetry, Humorous poetry ... Provides a collection of humorous poems on such topics as siblings, parents, pets, and school Originally published: Poetry party. 1996

  8. My Dog Ate My Homework Poem with Lyrics

    My dog ate my homework. and gobbled it up. My dog ate my homework. It's gonna be late. will just have to wait. My dog ate my homework. He swallowed it whole. with food in his bowl. "My Dog Ate My Homework" is a funny poem for Kids and Children to Enjoy.

  9. The Dog Ate My Homework: and other poems for children by Aaron James

    The Dog Ate My Homework contains five school themed poems for children. I enjoyed this collection of school based poems because I think it covers themes that many children might feel anxious about in a reassuring and entertaining manner. The poems are about the first day at school (and I'd have liked that one first in the anthology as it ...

  10. My Doggy Ate my Homework by Dave Crawley

    Lyrics Credits : https://www.poetryfoundation.org/My Doggy Ate My HomeworkBY DAVE CRAWLEY"My doggy ate my homework.He chewed it up," I said.But when I offere...

  11. My dog ate my homework! : a collection of funny poems

    Originally published: Poetry party. 1996. Skip to main content. We're fighting to restore access to 500,000+ books in court this week. Join us! A line drawing of the Internet Archive headquarters building façade. ... My dog ate my homework! : a collection of funny poems by Lansky, Bruce; Carpenter, Stephen, ill. Publication date 2002

  12. The dog ate my home work : poems : Holbrook, Sara : Free Download

    The dog ate my home work : poems by Holbrook, Sara. Publication date 1996 Topics Schools -- Juvenile poetry, Children's poetry, American Publisher Honesdale, Pa. : Boyds Mills Press Collection internetarchivebooks; inlibrary; printdisabled Contributor Internet Archive Language English Item Size 118078151.

  13. My Doggy Ate My Essay

    By Darren Sardelli. My doggy ate my essay. He picked up all my mail. He cleaned my dirty closet. and dusted with his tail. He straightened out my posters. and swept my wooden floor. My parents almost fainted. when he fixed my bedroom door.

  14. My Dog Ate my Homework

    My dog ate my homework He really did. If you want proof we can cut open his mid. I dropped it in the street, and it quickly blew away. Then a trucker ran it over. I think his name was Ray. As I got on the bus, and took my assigned seat. My homework blew out the window next to me. As I got off the bus I felt really ill, and, well, I'd rather not

  15. My Dog Does My Homework

    A Funny Dog Poem for Kids. 2794 votes. From the book When the Teacher Isn't Looking. My dog does my homework. at home every night. He answers each question. and gets them all right. There's only one problem. with homework by Rover.

  16. My Dog Ate My Homework Poem by Kenn Nesbitt

    My Dog Ate My Homework Poem by Kenn Nesbitt - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free.

  17. My Dog Ate My Homework

    About what happened to my homework, and why it was overdue. You see my dog ate my homework, oh no! oh gosh! I stare at it in horror, its been gobbled and squashed. I've worked hard all week to have my homework done.. I did it all by myself with no help from my mum. No excuse, no reason, it cannot be late.. The punishment detention.. and that I ...

  18. My Doggy Ate My Homework Poem by Dave Crawley

    My Doggy Ate My Homework Poem by Dave Crawley - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free.

  19. My Dog Chewed up My Homework

    From My Dog Ate My Homework. My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky's own poetry. This book helped make Lansky's reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named "I" or "me" who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers - they think Lansky is writing about them.

  20. The Dog Ate My Homework Poem Denise Rodgers

    The Dog Ate My Homework Poem Denise Rodgers - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free.

  21. Dog Ate My Homework : Poems Library Binding

    Dog Ate My Homework : Poems on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Dog Ate My Homework : Poems

  22. The dog ate my homework : poems about school

    The dog ate my homework : poems about school. Publication date 2001 Topics Schools -- Juvenile poetry, Children's poetry, English, Schools, Poetry, School, CF Publisher London : Watts Collection internetarchivebooks; inlibrary; printdisabled Contributor Internet Archive Language English